- "We do not have a babysitter and I know you mentioned "adults" only, so have a drink or two for us."
- "Damn, we were dressed and ready to walk out the door (full makeup on according to them) and out of town guests showed up at our door, can you believe that?"
- "I had acupuncture done on my back today and I can't get out of bed."
- "You live wayyy too far and I cannot drive home alone after taking shots."
- "I was getting ready to come over, but while I was doing my makeup, I dropped the brush and when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on the edge of the sink and knocked myself out. I will post the knot on my forehead on Facebook."
- "I'm on a diet and really trying to behave; however, is your cute cousin going to be there?"
- "I was on my way, but would’ve been a half-hour late, and you know I hate being fashionably late."
- "Life is too short to waste time and I've been meaning to tell you that I really don't like you."
- "I am sorry, I forgot I had this HOT date on my calendar for tonight! This might be the ONE!"
- "I can't find a dress and I refuse to be photographed in the same outfit twice."
Happy Friday - enjoy your weekend!
{photo compliments of Ritz Carlton, Atlanta- Lumen Lobby Bar}